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Posted by Mister Gardener on April 11, 2006, 6:30 pm
Please log in for more thread options On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 22:53:46 +0100, Gill Passman
>On a more personal note...how do you talk to them...my conversations
>with my Queen Arabesque follow these lines (the Snowball is almost
>sociable in comparison)
>
>"Oi, you...yes, you, Mr Pl*c...you are the most expensive fish I ever
>bought and what do I get to see - your a*se sticking out of a piece of
>driftwood day in and day out...now don't give me "talk to the tail coz
>the head isn't listening"....that is the level of my kids...get your
>butt out of there and let me see what a wonderful looking fish you
>really are - or the driftwood gets it - understand, do you, do you..... "
>
>
>OK lost it for a moment...to the cichlids...
>
>"Oh Mr and Mrs Cichlids you really are quite sick the way you beat up on
>one another...but I guess it is what you do....you make both love and
>war in that tank....but be warned...the net is coming out very soon and
>some of you are leaving.....be on your best behaviour if you wish to
>stay...the nasties amongst you will be the first to go...oh, with the
>exception of Mr Batter..." (my Mum reckons he is big enough to deep fry
>and he does love to batter the others - he is the alpha)....he might be
>an absolute b*st*rd but he has character - plus he really interacts with
>me - I think I might be the only living thing in his world that he has
>any respect for....
>
>Sorry, lost it again....
>
>Gill
Been a rough day for you, has it, Gill?
-- Mister Gardener
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On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 22:53:46 +0100, Gill Passman
>On a more personal note...how do you talk to them...my conversations
>with my Queen Arabesque follow these lines (the Snowball is almost
>sociable in comparison)
>
>"Oi, you...yes, you, Mr Pl*c...you are the most expensive fish I ever
>bought and what do I get to see - your a*se sticking out of a piece of
>driftwood day in and day out...now don't give me "talk to the tail coz
>the head isn't listening"....that is the level of my kids...get your
>butt out of there and let me see what a wonderful looking fish you
>really are - or the driftwood gets it - understand, do you, do you..... "
>
>
>OK lost it for a moment...to the cichlids...
>
>"Oh Mr and Mrs Cichlids you really are quite sick the way you beat up on
>one another...but I guess it is what you do....you make both love and
>war in that tank....but be warned...the net is coming out very soon and
>some of you are leaving.....be on your best behaviour if you wish to
>stay...the nasties amongst you will be the first to go...oh, with the
>exception of Mr Batter..." (my Mum reckons he is big enough to deep fry
>and he does love to batter the others - he is the alpha)....he might be
>an absolute b*st*rd but he has character - plus he really interacts with
>me - I think I might be the only living thing in his world that he has
>any respect for....
>
>Sorry, lost it again....
>
>Gill
Been a rough day for you, has it, Gill?
-- Mister Gardener
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>with my Queen Arabesque follow these lines (the Snowball is almost
>sociable in comparison)
>
>"Oi, you...yes, you, Mr Pl*c...you are the most expensive fish I ever
>bought and what do I get to see - your a*se sticking out of a piece of
>driftwood day in and day out...now don't give me "talk to the tail coz
>the head isn't listening"....that is the level of my kids...get your
>butt out of there and let me see what a wonderful looking fish you
>really are - or the driftwood gets it - understand, do you, do you..... "
>
>
>OK lost it for a moment...to the cichlids...
>
>"Oh Mr and Mrs Cichlids you really are quite sick the way you beat up on
>one another...but I guess it is what you do....you make both love and
>war in that tank....but be warned...the net is coming out very soon and
>some of you are leaving.....be on your best behaviour if you wish to
>stay...the nasties amongst you will be the first to go...oh, with the
>exception of Mr Batter..." (my Mum reckons he is big enough to deep fry
>and he does love to batter the others - he is the alpha)....he might be
>an absolute b*st*rd but he has character - plus he really interacts with
>me - I think I might be the only living thing in his world that he has
>any respect for....
>
>Sorry, lost it again....
>
>Gill